Make your Competition GREEN with Envy! Reduce Your Industry’s Carbon Footprint! Inspire Individuals and Motivate Masses! Have some laughs with Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard
See the ‘Politically Incorrect’ versions of
Julia Gillard v Kevin Rudd
AS SEEN ON ‘60 MINUTES’, ‘SKY NEWS’, ABC, Seven Network, Channel 9, WIN TV & more!
In the uproariously funny and clever double take on your business.
Get the spin to get them in – from the ‘dynamic duo’ of office politics.
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‘Politically Incorrect’ put the ‘tickle’ into ‘Poli-tickle’.
‘Politically Incorrect’ brings laughter to the Anti Carbon Tax Rally Parliament House Canberra
For your big corporate event, awards night, corporate function, company dinner, conference, product launch or exhibition, elect ‘Politically Incorrect’ to deliver comedy tailored for an ‘official’ opening or ‘keynote address’ to you and your clients.
Whether you vote for light relief, entertainment with corporate comedy, or you’re organizing a ‘Team Building’ conference, the wickedly funny view of your business with your industry humour cuts through quicker than Julia’s dagger!
There are Julia Gillard impersonators and Kevin Rudd impersonators but corporate comedy imitates politics when ‘Jewel-ya’, who is much more a caricature than a Julia Gillard impersonator, crosses the floor at your corporate event to the music of ‘Advance Australia Fair Shake’.
Her style - distinctive. Her elocution, - unique.
It’s Time for OH&S when we hear, (now read aloud to sound Prime Ministerial) - ‘Jewel-ya spoyk’:
“Gawd oy-ve-ning. Oy-am hoya ter nee-go-sea-ate roy-guarding the core-prit cloy-met.”
Spin Translation: ‘Good evening. I am here to negotiate regarding the corporate climate.’
Australian:‘Tax!’
“Trarse moy. Oym royt bee-hoynd ya.”
Spin Translation: Trust me. I’m right behind you.
Australian: ‘Those sharp points in your back ain’t tacks!’
After Julia Gillard’s initial introduction, Kevin Rudd joins her on stage.
This Kevin Rudd impersonator of Kevin Rudd impersonators looks so much like a carbon (taxed) copy of the obsolete ‘Kevin 07’ it’s scary! – and hilarious.
‘Kevin 2.0’, also known as ‘Kevin 11’, leverages this opportunity to communicate a heads up on your company, association or industry.
Julia admits that she and ‘Kevv-oy’ have ‘buried the hatchet.’ “Yes it’s right here," says K. Rudd pointing to his back. "Next to the dagger she buried there last year!
Talk about a ‘kitchen cabinet’. Didn’t know it came with a set of steak knives! I started out a diplomat to finish up a doormat! The “I’s” have it in parliament, but believe me, in the cabinet room all eyes are really on the ‘nose’”.
When it comes to starting a business, K. Rudd has the answer; “Just buy a big one - then ask Wayne Swan to run it!
Want to know about ROI, economics and budgets?
Just ask Julia. Nobody knows more than her about, ‘bottom line’!”
The current political scene however, is just a short introduction to the main body of the presentation.
‘Kevvy’ will give a fair shake up of your re-source bottle to tell you which of your executives and guests he would he put in his next cabinet, - and why!
As K. Rudd himself says; “It’s all about being a team player, - even if it’s a one-man team.
My mission statement may be in Mandarin, but my SWOT Analysis is sensational!”
Between them, the ‘Politically Incorrect’ carbon copies of Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd will give you all their politically incorrect reasons for their new policies for your company.
They will open the floor to questions, but in the traditional policy of the politician, will answer their own.
Julia and Kevin interviewed for ‘Sunrise’ on Seven Network
‘Politically Incorrect’ is the funniest ‘stimulus package’ that you can count on as disapproved by both Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd.
‘Politically Incorrect’ has all the dynamics of political intrigue, senior management and the battle of the sexes mixed in with and attitudes to women in the workplace.
Julia and Kevin are like a married couple you know who are always arguing.
They are as absurd as each other, they need each other, they will always be with each other, - but you can’t help listening to their conversation because it’s always comical.
For your next BIG party conference - or better still your conference party, or convention… or exhibition…
• Relax everyone at the start of a day’s session or
• Entertain them at dinner
Use tailored corporate comedians ‘Politically Incorrect’ liberally to make your competition green with envy!
As Jewel-ya saze: “Oy-ven Toe-knee wool peace hymm sa-helf!”
Australian: Even Tony will p*** himself!
Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says, ‘This is Kevin Rudd who can speak plain English!’
Here's what the AFL Hall of Fame organizers had to say:
Hi Sandy and Chris, Thank you again for a wonderful evening…..all the attendees were still raving about the evening and the performance days later. I won’t send back the assessment document as it is just easier to say that all aspects would receive an ‘excellent’ rating. Please don’t hesitate to provide our contact details as a referee and we would not hesitate to recommend you... Regards, Neil Neil KingGeneral Manager AFL Masters
