“Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing” is a two part cabaret show – two one hour sets of classic hits like you’ve NEVER heard them before!

Melbourne, VIC, Australia

At last! Introducing the Corporate Band we've all been waiting for: Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing! For years members of “The Offswing” have been playing in Melbourne's best function bands and trying to work around the eternal question: How do you please everyone? It's always a tricky one, because the age difference at a Corporate function is so varied. But now, “The Offswing” has found the answer!!

We take classic hits, pub rock anthems, dance tracks and current chart-toppers and play them like no one else! With a stage show full of tack and a hint of the deliciously insane; “The Offswing” will be a hit at any function. Don't hire the same old function bands... like it or not, they're all carbon copies of each other. For something different, something fresh, something original try... Frank Fettuccini & The Offswing!

It will have the grannies in the audience tapping along to infectious swing & bossa rhythms, while the juniour members of the company are laughing to each other, "Dude!! That's ‘Chili Peppers’!! How funny's that???" The Offswing has been put together specially to hit the mark at any Corporate Function. With a songlist that has to be heard to be believed and two side-splitting sets of cheeky gags and groanable gouche, this is the band for you!


Sample Song List:

  • All The Small Things - Blink 182 
  • Baby, One More Time - Britney Spears  
  • Beautiful People - Australian Crawl 
  • Black Fingernails, Red Wine - Eskimo Joe  
  • Blister In The Sun - Violent Femmes 
  • Centerfold - J. Geils Band 
  • Down Under - Men At Work 
  • Fernando - Abba 
  • I Was Made For Loving You - Kiss 
  • I Was Only 19 - Redgum 
  • I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor  
  • I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) - Proclaimers 
  • Khe Sanh - Cold Chisel 
  • Let’s Get It Started - Black-Eyed Peas 
  • Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi 
  • Mickey - Toni Basil 
  • Nutbush City Limits - Tina Turner 
  • Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry 
  • Run To Paradise - Choirboys 
  • Sex On Fire - Kings Of Leon 
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana 
  • Smoke On the Water / Stairway To Heaven - Deep Purple / Led Zeppelin 
  • Song 2 - Blur 
  • Summer Of '69 - Bryan Adams 
  • Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns N’ Roses 
  • Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd 
  • Tubthumping - Chumbawamba 
  • Video Killed The Radio Star - Buggles  
  • We Will ‘Swing’ You / We Are The Champions - Queen 
  • You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC 

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