Jez Watts (Comedian/MC)
Location: Melbourne, Melbourne
Country: Australia


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Jez Watts – Comedian & MC for Corporate Events, Weddings & Private Functions

Hilarious. Sharp. Unfiltered. Jez Watts brings high-energy, laugh-out-loud stand-up comedy to audiences across Australia and beyond. His style blends sharp storytelling, outrageous confessions, and killer punchlines with a unique mix of beatboxing and loop-machine comedy songs. Whether he's performing stand-up, improvising on the spot, or hosting an event, Jez delivers an unforgettable experience.

"If you like dirty, funny stand-up, you'll love Jez Watts." – Onya Magazine

"Top 10 Jokes – Edinburgh Fringe" – The Guardian UK

An Internationally Acclaimed Comedian
Jez has spent over a decade touring comedy clubs, theatres, and festivals across Australia and internationally. He has performed at 50+ festivals worldwide, selling out shows in Edinburgh (UK), New Zealand, Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane, Darwin, Cairns & more. His sharp wit and commanding stage presence have made him a standout at major events, including the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Melbourne International Comedy Festival, Adelaide Fringe, and Perth Fringe World.

Jez has also had the honor of opening for some of the biggest names in comedy, including:

Sam Tallent (Comedy Central, The Joe Rogan Experience)
Duncan Trussell (Drunk History, Adventure Time)
Brian Posehn (Comedians of Comedy, Just Shoot Me)
Joe Mande (Love, Parks & Rec)
Sami Shah (BBC, ABC, The Project)

Corporate Entertainment, Weddings & Private Events
Beyond stand-up, Jez is a sought-after corporate entertainer, event MC, and wedding host. Whether you need a sharp-witted MC to keep your event running smoothly or a hilarious headline act to bring the house down, Jez is the perfect choice. His natural charisma and ability to read the room ensure that every audience – from corporate professionals to wedding guests – is engaged, entertained, and laughing all night long.

  • Corporate Functions: From black-tie galas to casual networking events, Jez delivers professional yet hilarious performances tailored to your audience.
  • Weddings: A charismatic host who ensures your big day runs seamlessly, with the perfect mix of humor and charm.
  • Private Functions: Birthday parties, celebrations, and special events – make your night unforgettable with a world-class comedy performance.

Why Book Jez Watts?

  • Over 10 years of professional comedy experience
  • Featured in The Guardian UK’s Top 10 Jokes – Edinburgh Fringe
  • Performed at 50+ major festivals worldwide
  • A regular at Australia’s top comedy clubs
  • Highly experienced MC & event host
  • Available for corporate entertainment, weddings, and private functions

Based in Melbourne – Available for bookings nationwide & internationally.

Looking to make your next event unforgettable? Book Jez Watts today!

"Hilarious...genuinely loveable and charming" - Whats On In Adelaide 

"Smooth and calm under pressure...laugh out loud funny" - The Australia Times

"Delivery that transcends the room" - Chortle UK

"This guy sold me weed" - Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop)

Client to provide:  Stage / performance area, Production / PA (with Microphone), refreshments, a private and secure change room (toilets are not acceptable) ad parking close to venue

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